June 13th, 2005


news from the homefront

hey, what's going on in orissa? let's take a look.

they're paying you to marry people from lower castes. or outcastes. i should get married there, i'd get 10,000 rupees!

wait, that's only $200.

on the other hand, 300 eunuchs gathered to cleanse their sins. they attracted more eunuchs' fans than slashdot!

in other news, it's 120 degrees fahrenheit in much of orissa. fuck that's not.

this concludes today's homeland news report.